Wife told me not to defrost the freezer with a screwdriver and a hammer. I knew better. £500 later and we have the exact same one as before but newer. She cant believe the job ive done "cleaning it". Broken one is now in next door's garage until I figure out how to get rid. Help
— Fesshole🧻 (@fesshole) November 29, 2025
Love people replying to this with I WON’T BE BUYING YOUR STAMPS. Whose stamps will you be buying then? https://t.co/UIXXI3RI1F
— Hello, This is Ivan (@hellothisisivan) November 24, 2025
Claiming you “fixed” the image on the left by making Mary and Jesus whiter is just nakedly racist. https://t.co/3FfB6eFDQm pic.twitter.com/xKAbCy6dXf
— Daniel Heaton (@2D0XPS) November 24, 2025
saw it pointed out that if lando hadn’t dnf’d at zandvoort he would have won the title at vegas only to un-win it with the DSQ….can you imagine the SCENES
— kmart microcelebrity (@kmartmicroceleb) November 24, 2025
This is impressive. Problem is it’s Disneyland Paris so it will last about an hour before someone tries to give it a cigarette and sets it on fire. https://t.co/FUHIpT6KOl
— Adz (@AdzKerridge) November 24, 2025
I'm a big fan of the "GPS Theory" when you miss a turn, your GPS doesn't judge you, it recalculates. No matter how many detours you take, it finds another way forward. Life works like that too. You'll make mistakes, but your destination doesn't vanish. The route just changes.
— Indigo ✨️ (@ThirdEyeMastery) November 24, 2025
Why would Lisa Simpson be rushing out of jazz band the second the clock strikes. Lisa loves playing jazz, she loves her saxophone, and she’s very punctual and well-behaved. Every time I watch the intro it seems to betray her very character and it disorientates me
— Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) November 24, 2025
Alcohol is an acquired taste. No one likes alcoholic drinks until they've essentially become immune to the inherent unpleasantness.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) November 25, 2025
Bible scholars and astronomers agree that there wasn’t a white floating silhouette of Charles III in the sky at the birth of Jesus. pic.twitter.com/NGf9JYCZrM
— Alys Tarr (@alysrtarr) November 26, 2025
This is a brilliant ad that perfectly demonstrates why I do not post about my children online. If this ad makes you feel uncomfortable, good, because this is what it looks like. https://t.co/PSnZTlHsJz
— Tops (@SincerelyTops) November 26, 2025
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